Starting off with Zenith, meaning the highest point, as the choice of my maiden web post.
I always think that when I am writing something in my blog I am using my mind at it's highest point. But the case in reality is that, when I don't have any other work to do, I write.. in most cases my mind will be bored, but I have to drag my lazy brain and compel it to chuck out something so that I can write and make my fellow students read it..!! So pretty much it has always been on a low state while writing. When I mean low I don't mean shallow, but real low. If you want me to explain it in the words of Brad Pitt, "Well, there's my mind in good state, then there's my mind in bad mood , then there's 50 feet of cr*p and then there's my mind when writing blog posts." What do you write when you are below 50 feet of cr*p??!! I leave that to you to imagine about my blog posts.
Thinking about these things that my brain does to me, I have always made it think really very hard to find out about even what I am going to write next. The probability that it turns out with a kick-ass topic is very very low. Now you might have come to a fair idea about my brain, in personification he looks like that one little ugly, not-confident, weird looking, aged guy with a really long beard??!!. There you are where I wanted, now I will explain to you when that ugly little old man turns out into a hot looking young guy that most AXE ads show to us with girls falling from heaven as if the odor of AXE crossed a 100 light years in a fraction of second overcoming all the "awesomatic" smells of food they have in heaven. In most instances I get bored with the old man all day, he never gives me an idea about anything. But when I try to go to bed, somehow this AXE guy gets activated , "I mean ONLY in the brain". He starts giving me all sorts of great ideas that Einstein seems to have missed while researching and my finance staffs seem to have forgotten while teaching. It's already 2 in the morning and I have this AXE guy Axing my brain, not allowing me to sleep. But whenever he comes, he comes with a disclaimer "The ideas I say to you are just to make you more brisk and prevent you from sleeping. If you try to get up and pen down any ideas I give, then you shall forget all the things that I said and will end up looking like a fool with a pen and paper at 2 AM"
Right from the moment that I identified that this kind of an AXE guy exists in my brain, I have tried many a times to activate him and make the ugly old guy go away during class hours.With the desire that if as per the ads his odor can cross a 100 light years, the it can sure leak out from my brain and reach at least the girls in my next benches. After all they knew that I am stuck with an ugly old guy in my brain and there must be something as dramatic as the AXE effect to make them fall for me. With a Multiple personality Disordered (At-least a Dual Personality Disordered mind until now), I have always wondered if there's
anyway that I could activate which brain I would want at a particular time. I also thought that we could have a three person meeting with the old guy, AXE guy and then there's me about how I could give both of them equal time as Brains and make them sign a contract. But then I thought, what if they breached the contract??!! How would I punish them?? By putting a gun to my head and shooting the brain that disobeyed me??!! After all even after I am dead I couldn't be sure that I shot the guy that breached the contract, then i would roaming around as a unsatisfied soul in the campus haunting my friends.(That would be one kind of fun though).
Then I closed down this treaty idea and switched to power of the mind philosophy, where I would myself try harder and activate the other personality. But the harder I tried the more harder it became, I have often been flabbergasted by the way the ugly old guy fights, I always thought I could at-least win over the old man. After a long while of thinking, I found that I not only had two guys but a third one, that is the original me.!! Then I tried being the original me, it is when I found out that the chances where the same as that of the person in Final Destination staying alive. Still I have tried a few methods like trying to fool them , but often I forget the fact that they are my brain guys and they know what I am thinking. I have also compalined to GOD that he has given an undue advantage to those two guys over me.
The saddest part being that, they their other two friends Jim Carrey and Kristen Stewart once in a while. While they have a chat with Jim Carrey when I am at a funeral or at a salon, they bring Kristen Stewart in my exam halls and ask her to enact my answers and they also claim that it's the only means for me to find out the answers. later that day they also have a chat whether I couldn't answer the questions because of Kristen Stewart's acting skills or that I didn't prepare well for the exams..!!
So while I still struggle with these two guys in my mind, I hope you enjoyed reading a piece of my mind. Hope you had a real good look of what's going on in my mind.
-Until next time - Your Blogger
I always think that when I am writing something in my blog I am using my mind at it's highest point. But the case in reality is that, when I don't have any other work to do, I write.. in most cases my mind will be bored, but I have to drag my lazy brain and compel it to chuck out something so that I can write and make my fellow students read it..!! So pretty much it has always been on a low state while writing. When I mean low I don't mean shallow, but real low. If you want me to explain it in the words of Brad Pitt, "Well, there's my mind in good state, then there's my mind in bad mood , then there's 50 feet of cr*p and then there's my mind when writing blog posts." What do you write when you are below 50 feet of cr*p??!! I leave that to you to imagine about my blog posts.
Thinking about these things that my brain does to me, I have always made it think really very hard to find out about even what I am going to write next. The probability that it turns out with a kick-ass topic is very very low. Now you might have come to a fair idea about my brain, in personification he looks like that one little ugly, not-confident, weird looking, aged guy with a really long beard??!!. There you are where I wanted, now I will explain to you when that ugly little old man turns out into a hot looking young guy that most AXE ads show to us with girls falling from heaven as if the odor of AXE crossed a 100 light years in a fraction of second overcoming all the "awesomatic" smells of food they have in heaven. In most instances I get bored with the old man all day, he never gives me an idea about anything. But when I try to go to bed, somehow this AXE guy gets activated , "I mean ONLY in the brain". He starts giving me all sorts of great ideas that Einstein seems to have missed while researching and my finance staffs seem to have forgotten while teaching. It's already 2 in the morning and I have this AXE guy Axing my brain, not allowing me to sleep. But whenever he comes, he comes with a disclaimer "The ideas I say to you are just to make you more brisk and prevent you from sleeping. If you try to get up and pen down any ideas I give, then you shall forget all the things that I said and will end up looking like a fool with a pen and paper at 2 AM" Right from the moment that I identified that this kind of an AXE guy exists in my brain, I have tried many a times to activate him and make the ugly old guy go away during class hours.With the desire that if as per the ads his odor can cross a 100 light years, the it can sure leak out from my brain and reach at least the girls in my next benches. After all they knew that I am stuck with an ugly old guy in my brain and there must be something as dramatic as the AXE effect to make them fall for me. With a Multiple personality Disordered (At-least a Dual Personality Disordered mind until now), I have always wondered if there's
anyway that I could activate which brain I would want at a particular time. I also thought that we could have a three person meeting with the old guy, AXE guy and then there's me about how I could give both of them equal time as Brains and make them sign a contract. But then I thought, what if they breached the contract??!! How would I punish them?? By putting a gun to my head and shooting the brain that disobeyed me??!! After all even after I am dead I couldn't be sure that I shot the guy that breached the contract, then i would roaming around as a unsatisfied soul in the campus haunting my friends.(That would be one kind of fun though).
Then I closed down this treaty idea and switched to power of the mind philosophy, where I would myself try harder and activate the other personality. But the harder I tried the more harder it became, I have often been flabbergasted by the way the ugly old guy fights, I always thought I could at-least win over the old man. After a long while of thinking, I found that I not only had two guys but a third one, that is the original me.!! Then I tried being the original me, it is when I found out that the chances where the same as that of the person in Final Destination staying alive. Still I have tried a few methods like trying to fool them , but often I forget the fact that they are my brain guys and they know what I am thinking. I have also compalined to GOD that he has given an undue advantage to those two guys over me.
The saddest part being that, they their other two friends Jim Carrey and Kristen Stewart once in a while. While they have a chat with Jim Carrey when I am at a funeral or at a salon, they bring Kristen Stewart in my exam halls and ask her to enact my answers and they also claim that it's the only means for me to find out the answers. later that day they also have a chat whether I couldn't answer the questions because of Kristen Stewart's acting skills or that I didn't prepare well for the exams..!!
So while I still struggle with these two guys in my mind, I hope you enjoyed reading a piece of my mind. Hope you had a real good look of what's going on in my mind.
-Until next time - Your Blogger
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