Welcome!!! This is my new avatar as a Scientist, you can call it my Secret Identity...!!! Presenting you a brand new theory in Student Physics AKA Stup(id)hysics!!!!
According to Scientists or Physicists Black hole is any region that does not allow anything including light to escape . It can take in infinite amounts of particles, waves etc. but never allow them to escape. When I heard this I never believed such a concept exists in reality. But once I faced these MBA exams I started to do my own research and have identified the new, latest and most mysterious concept that has remained in the minds of many students for ages, it is the concept of "KNOWLEDGE BLACK-HOLE". But the solution to this problem is yet to be found out. This is a conditional black-hole*, whilst all other black holes present are unconditional black-holes** . Again two brand new concepts created by me.
*Conditional Black-hole: This is a type of black-hole, with the concept similar to Electro-magnets, for example: the presence of a text book in the visibility of an human eye turns the brain into a black-hole. The more closer the text-book the more higher the effect of the black-hole.
**Unconditional Black-hole: This is a type of Black-hole which remains a black-hole forever, with or without the presence of external stimulants. Ex: Space Black-holes.
There are two theories I put forth about the Knowledge Black-hole, the theories shall be verified and patented after experimenting on various specimen available at the Institute.
Theory 1: Whenever any matter relating to MBA enters into your mind, the grey matter, white matter or any of the VIBGYOR matters , it turns into a knowledge black-hole absorbing infinite amount of words and never letting anything go out.
Theory 2: This is an extension of theory 1.The combination of Exam hall along with the brain creates a unique mixture that results in a unconditional black-hole where let alone concepts of MBA but also concepts of basic grammar, Spellings etc get vanished from your brain and what remains is the greatest cinema songs that you heard recently.
These two concepts of Stuphysics been proved to be right time and again from various personal as well as shared experiences. Now we will see these two concepts in detail.
Theory 1: Adding to the proposed theory there are a few environmental criteria which makes the effect of the black hole stronger or weaker..
1: The time of the day when the knowledge enters into the probable black-hole.
1a) The time of the day being post-lunch or post 10PM the effect shall be double along with a mild side effect known as sleep.
1b) The time of the day being any other specified than in 1a, shall lead to conditional black-hole effect which can be controlled due to various black-hole battlers.
2:Black hole battlers:
2a) The environmental condition that enables the fighting of the existence of a Knowledge Black-hole is a Black-hole battler. A few examples are : 1)The presence of an attractive opposite gender, which at times can act as a Black-hole stimulant too.
2b) The effect of the black hole battlers is directly proportionate to the arrears in the bag.
3.Black hole stimulants:
3a) A few example for the environmental factors that stimulate the Knowledge Black hole may be: i) A sports tournament going on. ii)The presence of an attractive girl/boy outside the window or inside the Windows(Laptop). iii) Girlfriend/Boyfriend on the phone(commitments that cannot be avoided)
3b) These can be nullified by the presence of Mom's broomstick.
Theory 2: The Theory 2 is an extended version of Theory 1, which can be applied in the presence of an external stimulant called as a Question paper and in an environment created to make students forget their basic concepts such as date/Signature - The Exam hall!! The presence of this new stimulant affects the brain and sparks the creative side of the brain, thus leading students to create their own theories put forth by various scientists starting from Newton to Heizberg.
Disclaimer: This theory was created during one session of Ethics exam!!!
With various parts of these theories still under research , the presence of a few specimen can stimulate the progress of the research. Until then this is your Stuphysics researcher signing off!!! :)
According to Scientists or Physicists Black hole is any region that does not allow anything including light to escape . It can take in infinite amounts of particles, waves etc. but never allow them to escape. When I heard this I never believed such a concept exists in reality. But once I faced these MBA exams I started to do my own research and have identified the new, latest and most mysterious concept that has remained in the minds of many students for ages, it is the concept of "KNOWLEDGE BLACK-HOLE". But the solution to this problem is yet to be found out. This is a conditional black-hole*, whilst all other black holes present are unconditional black-holes** . Again two brand new concepts created by me.
*Conditional Black-hole: This is a type of black-hole, with the concept similar to Electro-magnets, for example: the presence of a text book in the visibility of an human eye turns the brain into a black-hole. The more closer the text-book the more higher the effect of the black-hole.
**Unconditional Black-hole: This is a type of Black-hole which remains a black-hole forever, with or without the presence of external stimulants. Ex: Space Black-holes.
There are two theories I put forth about the Knowledge Black-hole, the theories shall be verified and patented after experimenting on various specimen available at the Institute.
Theory 1: Whenever any matter relating to MBA enters into your mind, the grey matter, white matter or any of the VIBGYOR matters , it turns into a knowledge black-hole absorbing infinite amount of words and never letting anything go out.
Theory 2: This is an extension of theory 1.The combination of Exam hall along with the brain creates a unique mixture that results in a unconditional black-hole where let alone concepts of MBA but also concepts of basic grammar, Spellings etc get vanished from your brain and what remains is the greatest cinema songs that you heard recently.
These two concepts of Stuphysics been proved to be right time and again from various personal as well as shared experiences. Now we will see these two concepts in detail.
Theory 1: Adding to the proposed theory there are a few environmental criteria which makes the effect of the black hole stronger or weaker..
1: The time of the day when the knowledge enters into the probable black-hole.
1a) The time of the day being post-lunch or post 10PM the effect shall be double along with a mild side effect known as sleep.
1b) The time of the day being any other specified than in 1a, shall lead to conditional black-hole effect which can be controlled due to various black-hole battlers.
2:Black hole battlers:
2a) The environmental condition that enables the fighting of the existence of a Knowledge Black-hole is a Black-hole battler. A few examples are : 1)The presence of an attractive opposite gender, which at times can act as a Black-hole stimulant too.
2b) The effect of the black hole battlers is directly proportionate to the arrears in the bag.
3.Black hole stimulants:
3a) A few example for the environmental factors that stimulate the Knowledge Black hole may be: i) A sports tournament going on. ii)The presence of an attractive girl/boy outside the window or inside the Windows(Laptop). iii) Girlfriend/Boyfriend on the phone(commitments that cannot be avoided)
3b) These can be nullified by the presence of Mom's broomstick.
Theory 2: The Theory 2 is an extended version of Theory 1, which can be applied in the presence of an external stimulant called as a Question paper and in an environment created to make students forget their basic concepts such as date/Signature - The Exam hall!! The presence of this new stimulant affects the brain and sparks the creative side of the brain, thus leading students to create their own theories put forth by various scientists starting from Newton to Heizberg.
Disclaimer: This theory was created during one session of Ethics exam!!!
With various parts of these theories still under research , the presence of a few specimen can stimulate the progress of the research. Until then this is your Stuphysics researcher signing off!!! :)
