Next time when you see "The man"

Hi, I am "The man",
When I get into a bus, I don't have hairy ugly looking women trying to rub against me,
I don't have older women's eyes ogling on me at public places. 
I don't have the pressure to quit my job after marriage.
I don't have a penis that bleeds once a month.

But what do I do when I see a girl??
When I see a girl at school, I go after her and when she denies me I call her names.
When a girl trusts me and befriends me, I propose to her and embarrass her.
I can be not provocative if I roam around in my boxers, but I can find women wearing any dress to be provocative
I don't have to struggle to go stay away from my home for my Education, 
I know all the struggles every girl has to face to get to her higher education and still I try to get her,
When I get her I forget the value of her, treat her like crap, destroy the good girl in her and leave her broken,
It is okay if I leave the girl for a hotter one and am being male, but when she leaves me for the guy I am I call her B**ch.
After all these hurdles I have given her during her education and she crosses all these and make it to a job,
I call her dominant and bossy when she tries to lead the team,
When she doesn't have an option and take public commutation, I sit or stand next to her and make her uncomfortable,
When she gets into the office and starts working I stop by her workplace once in a while asking "Any problem?" Only to cause problems to her,
After all these hurdles, she makes it into a higher position than me I make opinions about how she got that job and spread rumors about her and make her to at least go to another workplace.
I tell to my wife about my Ex-Girlfriend and expect love from her and when she does the same I make opinions about her.
When me and my like minded friends find a lone girl we try to rape and kill her,
And when I don't do any of the above but keep my cool when these occur to someone saying " She is not my wife or sister" I am most dangerous.

I do all the above and still cry that women get undue advantage at all places and equal rights must be given to men. 
Why??!!! Because I am a man and I am chauvinistic, egotistic, disgusting and crooked.
Where do you see me?? You see me everywhere.
What do I need?? I need a hard slap.
Next time when you see me anywhere , give me a hard slap. Remember "All Indians are my brothers and sister"? A sibling has the right to slap one to protect another.
So join your hands and protect your sisters from me.

-Your blogger 
P.S- Just used the word I to increase the intensity, don't slap me(blogger) when you see me next time :)